PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

[black bart]

I think she was very clever ta catch her own head as it fell orf!

[Griffin]

I prefers ter katch ovver peeple's !! :)

[black bart]

OOOOOOH AAAARRR...I am already lookin forward ta Miss October.

[DavidH]

Hallow me ter present me candidate for said post:

[black bart]

Arrr...a Canvey Island wench.

[Ravi Oli]

Arrrrr Oi do believe Oi know 'er dad... The Sheik of Scrubby Creek.

[black bart]

Is it time we had a Belgian?...

...probably not.

[DavidH]

It ought to be a Belgian woman, anyway -

[Roland Deschain]

That be an himpressive collection o' garlic 'e got there. Oi may be needin' some ter remove thee smell o' me crew!

[black bart]

Nay matey...Oiv tried that technique an no amount o garlik took away thee smell orf me croo...as it appened we were docked in 'Varna' an a strange fella called Captain Cronan tried ta board our shyppe tagavver wiv a shipment o wooden boxes but, whether it were thee garlik or me croo I jus don't know, thee fellar wouldn't come aboard.

I heard later he went on a nice clean shyppe bound for Yorkshire.

[Griffin]

I heard later he went on a nice clean shyppe bound for Yorkshire.

'appen that be bekos it be a dry dock so 'e knows 'e cant sink there.

[Roland Deschain]

Funny ye should be sayin' that, me matey, but a fellow cap'n just hacquired a new first mate, a foine wench, an' they be docked in Whitby. Oi told 'em ter be careful o' strange ships, bereft of all thee crew, shipwreckin' in thee fog!

[black bart]

I heard later he went on a nice clean shyppe bound for Yorkshire.

'appen that be bekos it be a dry dock so 'e knows 'e cant sink there.

Arrr Ye may be right matey...next toim Cronan turns up at thee quiz it wouldn't surprise me if thee pub sank into it's very foundashuns!

[Griffin]

I heard later he went on a nice clean shyppe bound for Yorkshire.

'appen that be bekos it be a dry dock so 'e knows 'e cant sink there.

Arrr Ye may be right matey...next toim Cronan turns up at thee quiz it wouldn't surprise me if thee pub sank into it's very foundashuns!

Ye better be after wairin' yeer wellington boot then - aaaah! I seems ter be talkin' Irish -

[black bart]

Well for many years the nation of Russia has been neglected in the annals of PlayBilge centrefolds...but finally they luck has run out:

Miss Novembrrrrrrrrrrrr



Name: Anna Karenininininaannaaaargh

Occupation: Doll

Likes: Being unscrewed, visiting orchards

Dislikes: Being left on the shelf

In five years' time: Hopes to be used in a cunning apple smuggling operation over the border to Kazakhstan.