The shop clerk called. She said you left the Last Post at the cash register, so she looked at it until she found the tag that says: "Last Post (in the name of farfalla). If found, return to Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esquire, Gentleman Pirate."
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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