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Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby BunsenH » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:26 pm

I've been wondering: what are the Pastafarian oaths / profanities / blasphemies? I mean, not every day is all beer and strippers and "Yarrr, maties, doubloons for everyone!" What about when things are going really badly? "Aw, meatballs! Where did that saucin' thing come from?" Something like that?

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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:55 am

I find secular swearing does the trick fine :idiot:

More to the point, if you're going to blaspheme surely your should be blaspheming against other religions? That way you get the blasphemy without offending the Noodly One.
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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:01 pm

I quite often swear by Richard Dawkins' left testicle, or else by the beard of Germaine Greer. If you like Douglas Adams, 'Zarking Fardwarks' is always a good one.
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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:30 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:I quite often swear by Richard Dawkins' left testicle, or else by the beard of Germaine Greer. If you like Douglas Adams, 'Zarking Fardwarks' is always a good one.


'Dingoes kidneys' and 'Belgium, man, Belgium!' are also quite good, if you're going for Douglas Adams.
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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:35 pm

A U.S. neopagan magazine once covered the 'fake swears' of new religions [with the 'Oh my Goddess' type being the most egregious of the lot, imho]. One of the contributors enjoyed saying, "Satan take my bicycle!" Another stuck with the tried-and-true classics, pointing out that if you're going to take the name of a deity in vain, why not stick to one you already really don't have any respect for, fer crisssakes?
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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby BunsenH » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:22 pm

daftbeaker wrote:More to the point, if you're going to blaspheme surely your should be blaspheming against other religions? That way you get the blasphemy without offending the Noodly One.


But that's not the usual pattern with other religions — people swear at/by their own deities. Or at least that's how the various Christian sects have usually done it, through many centuries. There's the Elizabethan cursing with their God's body parts: "[God]'s blood!", "[God]'s wounds!". More recently, "[God] damn it!", "Jesus H. Christ!", and so on; for Quebecois French Catholics, there are the church-based "tabernacle!" and "calice!", etc .

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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby DavidH » Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:15 am

All this is true, Bunsen, but we are not your average religion. We have far too much respect and love for our Deity to swear by the bugger. :haha:
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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:38 am

Besides it's bloody dangerous...I cried out in despair the other day: "Oh FSM take me!" and got a noodly appendage right up the poop deck!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:07 pm

By Jove, Bart!
How the devil are you feeling now?


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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:10 pm

pee po belly bum drawers

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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby DavidH » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:55 am

Flanders and Swann wrote:pee po belly bum drawers


By St Greeble's third leg - quotes from the great masters! Nef Yoo is getting almost educated. :lol:
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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:40 am

pieces o'nine wrote:By Jove, Bart!
How the devil are you feeling now?


:haha:



The noodly appendages will touch you where they will...but please don't make any comparisons with the late Jimmy Saville.

'pee po belly bum drawers' is definitely going on my list for the next time I hit my thumb with a hammer.
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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby DavidH » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:43 am

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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:50 am

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Profanity and blasphemies?

Postby DavidH » Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:17 am

^ :lol: One of the best imitations ever.
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