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Re: Did you know?
by DavidH on Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:25 am
DYKT Pieces is only jealous of my supreme double-posting title?
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Re: Did you know?
by pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:40 pm
DYKT Mad Will is on-line!
'ope yer feelin better, Mad Will!
'ope yer feelin better, Mad Will!
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Re: Did you know?
by Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:49 pm
DavidH wrote:DYKT Pieces is only jealous of my supreme double-posting title?
DTKT it was actually a triple post on a countback?
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Did you know?
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:32 pm
pieces o'nine wrote:DYKT Mad Will is on-line!
'ope yer feelin better, Mad Will!
Thank you Darrrrrrrlin !
Happy to be alive . Still so very tired and half blind but I am no longer in such pain .
I am being treated as out patient and hope to have all my sight back in a few months .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: Did you know?
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:14 pm
May the FSM watch over you. And if He doesn't (or even if He does), know that everyone here is thinking good thoughts.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Did you know?
by Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:12 am
(Disclaimer - the FSM watching over you is not, was never, and never will be a substitute for evidence-based medicine. There is no way He will help you if you stop taking your meds and rely on Him entirely. He's not that sort of deity, and hopefully you're not that much of a dick.)Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:May the FSM watch over you. And if He doesn't (or even if He does), know that everyone here is thinking good thoughts.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Did you know?
by Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:02 pm
What about the possible placebo effect Roy? Also if you take part of one of his tentacles, dilute it a million times....
Sorry I didn't know you were unwell Willyum... glad to hear you're on the mend tho.
Sorry I didn't know you were unwell Willyum... glad to hear you're on the mend tho.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Did you know?
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:56 am
Thanks matey !
I am better by the day , the side effects from my treatment have been quite tolerable , I have finally stopped crying so much over my ward mates , so many are still there , so many did not return home to their families and never will . This is my 15th night in which I just lie on my back, tired yet very awake , I am uncertain if I have slept at all these past few weeks .
I should not be posting as it is a strain on my good eye but I am so bored lying here . You guys keep my spirit so high that I find it difficult not to login to have a peek.
I am better by the day , the side effects from my treatment have been quite tolerable , I have finally stopped crying so much over my ward mates , so many are still there , so many did not return home to their families and never will . This is my 15th night in which I just lie on my back, tired yet very awake , I am uncertain if I have slept at all these past few weeks .
I should not be posting as it is a strain on my good eye but I am so bored lying here . You guys keep my spirit so high that I find it difficult not to login to have a peek.
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:52 am
All the best Will...and try to get some sleep!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Did you know?
by pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:55 pm
DYKT
We could post in jyint letters t'mayke it e-z-er on yer one good oi?
We could post in jyint letters t'mayke it e-z-er on yer one good oi?
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Re: Did you know?
by Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:05 pm
What about a text to speech converter for him pieces? Not a great choice of voices but DYK the "Scottish Male" sounds a lot like Roy's Stephen Hawking impersonation? 
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Did you know?
by Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:01 pm
Dammit Ravi! Now I have to find another day job!Ravi Oli wrote:What about a text to speech converter for him pieces? Not a great choice of voices but DYK the "Scottish Male" sounds a lot like Roy's Stephen Hawking impersonation?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Did you know?
by daftbeaker on Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:28 pm
Did you know that if you're cycling in the rain and get a nosebleed you may not realise? This may lead to several miles of wondering why your top lip tastes funny and getting home to find blood smeared all over your face 
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Did you know?
by Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:22 pm
Try getting hit in the eye by an insect when you're riding a motorbike (and wearing a helmet). The helmet stopped my eye from closing over, but it still swelled up, and then I couldn't get the helmet off. The doc had to give me a steroid injection with the helmet still on...daftbeaker wrote:Did you know that if you're cycling in the rain and get a nosebleed you may not realise? This may lead to several miles of wondering why your top lip tastes funny and getting home to find blood smeared all over your face
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:31 am
Did you know that if you are cycling and a wasp goes down your T Shirt..you are likely to get stung on the nipple?
To be honest it missed my nipple and got me in the chest.
To be honest it missed my nipple and got me in the chest.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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