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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:05 pm

...some Alaskan wench, winkin' an spoutin' gibberish...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:50 pm

...Ahem pieces. Thart be Saira Get Yer Gun ye be thinkin' ov. Innit thisun wear Brer Rabbit be askin' not ta be throwed in the briar patch?...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:30 pm

pee po belly bum drawers

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:31 am

...stop inerruptin me yer blaggards, said the Captain...on this shyppe my authority is total an anyone who so much as looks sideways at thee Captain will be...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:32 am

...given horses blinkers and put in a cart...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:25 am

...b'fore thee 'orse...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:25 pm

...witch is certainly better than followin' thee 'orse!...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:15 pm

...Wot remoinds meself ov thee toime Oi play'd the back 'alf o'thee pantomyne ponie in thee 'Ome fer Retoiyerd Pirates Gala Bennyfit...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:06 am

...Panto, a lavish produkshun of Aladdin...arrr I remembers that show well, as do thee retoiyerd Pirates, cos whilst they were henjoyin thee panto an hunscroopyewlus bunch o blaggards was liften their treasure maps an plannin a...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:48 am

...rayd by thee Royal Tax Collecturs. Fortunettely thee cleva lads 'ad moved thar treasures orfshore to a Noigerian Investerment fund wot promist...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:58 am

....the followin' message from someone who may or may not be a pirate, pretendin' to be a Nigerian Scammer...

'GOD BLESS YOU SIR, I AM A NIGERIAN PRINCE IN EXILE LOOKIN' (errr...I mean looking) TO HIDE ME (errrr...I mean my) 10 BILLION CRONAN FORTUNE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR BANKING DETAILS I WILL GLAD SPLIT THE LOOT 50:50. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

PEACE, LOVE, BLESSINGS AND UNBRIDLED GROVELLING.

HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE OBASANDRO.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:39 am

..PRINCE OBASANDRO...arrgh yes I remembers him well...thee deloightfull African village, thee hunyewsyewal hexotic drink, thee dancers wiv thee huge...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:42 am

...teeth...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:35 am

...glintin in thee sunlight which glistened on their naked...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:14 am

...EXTORTION LETTERS TO LONELY PEOPLE WITH LOTS OF...
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