...what is the sound of one hand clapping? On account of I've got this 'ere 'ook. Well, no, it's an 'ook to replace me 'and, not me ear."
When all of a sudden I saw something out of the corner of me eye. "Aye, aye! What's this 'ere?" I thought.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.