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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:57 pm

My neighbor likes to play old British rock albums at full volume.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:39 pm

My pet rock is Dave Grohl, so yes.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:56 pm

I'm going to pretend Roy didn't post, and say how much I love my 23 pet rocks. Some of them are cuddly and I take them to bed. I received my first pet rock, the Byooniful Wock, when I was four years old. I asked for a "byooniful wock" (beautiful rock) for Christmas that year, and my mother just happened to have recently stopped by a gravestone sculptor's shop where they had a pile of scraps, and picked up a few for paperweights. Santa Claus (my mother) gave me a beautiful, flattish, wine-colored granite chunk spotted with black, and wrote "Vincent 1992" on the polished, smooth side in gold ink. My finding of it in my stocking is on home video. I took it out of my stocking and threw it aside. My mother said, "Vincent, what is that you just tossed away?" "Buwd theedthe" (bird seeds) was my reply. I thought it was a sealed, airtight plastic package of bird seeds, due to the unusual grain of the rock and having seen vaguely (only vaguely, I was oblivious to everything for most of my life, and still am to a certain extent) similar-looking packages of feed for my cockatiel, Waldo. She told me no, it was a beautiful rock, just like I asked for, and I was very happy indeed.

Sometime in the past year, my mother also gave me another, fairly-similarly-shaped piece of granite she got the same day, which is a very dark, ashy gray color. I call it the Ugliful Wock. I'm very fond of them both, and they're both very cuddly.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:18 pm

I only Unsubscribed from his mailing lists... when I signed up for his "Penny For Your Thoughts" I thought he was going to pay me.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:18 am

I didn't think it was funny at the time.

TPBM will manage to start the prologue.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:23 am

You know I think I'll try something different and go for Episodes 4-6 first, then do 1-3.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:15 am

Yes, and I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:15 am

Yes...yet another handsome, talented, balding man.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:58 pm

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Yes but only so I could give her ^ 2 of 9!!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:19 am

Ravi Oli wrote:Image
Yes but only so I could give her ^ 2 of 9!!

TPBM is not a solar-powered sex-machine [like bart].


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:18 pm

G'day Willyum
Your sight is obviously well on the mend. No I didn't 'shop 7 of 9 but I can't vouch for whoever put her up originally. All I did was resize her to fit. I admit though it may have influenced me to use that 1 of many images I found. :lech: :haha:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:07 am

Not so. If I shut one eye and sort of squint, I can see it as clear as the toe on a camel.

The person below keeps scrolling back and looking at that woman.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:38 am

I find it difficult to imagine any male of our species blaming me for doing so .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:08 am

:lech: I'll have do do a bit more photoshopping first. (I actually creeped myself out then).

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:21 am

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Yup.

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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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