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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:26 am

zzzzzzzzzzzz....what? who? where am I?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:56 am

More like Kraft cheese, in my case.

TPBM also goes for the weepy and the sentimental.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:31 am

'You fill up my Jock Strap like a night in the forest...'

Nothing like a bit of crooning.

TPBM is a big Glen Campbell fan.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:00 am

Actually, yes. Saw him twice - once at the Clyde Auditorium, once at the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall. Some of my friends went to see him the last time he played a few months ago, but it was really sad apparently. He was walking over to the wrong place to start singing, his mic stand was elsewhere, he sang verses twice, he needed a music stand with the words on...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:41 am

Well yes I kind of think that but then my dad was enjoying himself so much while we were on holiday...he even jumped off a boat into the sea at 82, perhaps it's not so bad. Glen Campbell has to be admired for still trying to do his stuff. Pete Townsend is still going strong after all.

TPBM wishes I would stop going on and on...
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:43 pm

It's sweet Mate... we're used to it. btw you forgot Keef Richards... he looks to be at least 103. :haha:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:44 pm

Matey , ye neffer tride me mum's cookin ! If ye dud ye be singin' aritee ! In ta Porsche ling bole !

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:25 am

I used to have a motorbike that was built to do exactly that. 1978 Kawasaki Z-650 with a Z-750 barrels, pistons and cylinder head, extended swing arm, lowered front end and reduced gearing. It was painted matt black with rusty bits of chrome and lots of insulating tape hanging off it. It looked like a joke, but nevertheless it could smoke a Porsche away from the traffic lights. Of course, a quarter mile up the road the Porsche came wanging past you at 120mph, but that's not the point: this £400 bike could smoke a £40,000 Porsche away from the lights.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:47 am

I am not that delusional Roy . One hour sleep per night and I can barely complete basic errands . No racing for a while .
I think I have a bunion on my left foot .

TPBM thinks I have an onion in my doc martin.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:37 am

I heard some teenage girls the other day saying that Doc Martins are lesbian shoes!

TPBM likes comfortable foot wear but also likes a bit of style.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:28 am

That's why i alternate between my wonderfully warm and comfy ugg boots, and my lace-up high-heeled sexy boots, depending on my mood. And the weather.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:38 am

I think so. I often turn on all the lights in the middle of the day because the extra light makes me feel better.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:54 pm

Matey oi be spinning round on me left side coz oi be trying to see wot oi cannot Image

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:51 pm

No I wasn't.... but I'm sure a few of us appreciate the encore Mate. :lech:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:59 pm

The roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd...

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