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Re: Did you know?

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:40 pm

DYKT Mad Will is on-line!

'ope yer feelin better, Mad Will!
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:49 pm

DavidH wrote:DYKT Pieces is only jealous of my supreme double-posting title?

DTKT it was actually a triple post on a countback?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:32 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:DYKT Mad Will is on-line!

'ope yer feelin better, Mad Will!


Thank you Darrrrrrrlin !

Happy to be alive . Still so very tired and half blind but I am no longer in such pain .

I am being treated as out patient and hope to have all my sight back in a few months .
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:14 pm

May the FSM watch over you. And if He doesn't (or even if He does), know that everyone here is thinking good thoughts.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:12 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:May the FSM watch over you. And if He doesn't (or even if He does), know that everyone here is thinking good thoughts.
(Disclaimer - the FSM watching over you is not, was never, and never will be a substitute for evidence-based medicine. There is no way He will help you if you stop taking your meds and rely on Him entirely. He's not that sort of deity, and hopefully you're not that much of a dick.)
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:02 pm

What about the possible placebo effect Roy? Also if you take part of one of his tentacles, dilute it a million times....

Sorry I didn't know you were unwell Willyum... glad to hear you're on the mend tho.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:56 am

Thanks matey !
I am better by the day , the side effects from my treatment have been quite tolerable , I have finally stopped crying so much over my ward mates , so many are still there , so many did not return home to their families and never will . This is my 15th night in which I just lie on my back, tired yet very awake , I am uncertain if I have slept at all these past few weeks .

I should not be posting as it is a strain on my good eye but I am so bored lying here . You guys keep my spirit so high that I find it difficult not to login to have a peek.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:52 am

All the best Will...and try to get some sleep!
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Re: Did you know?

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:55 pm

DYKT

We could post in jyint letters t'mayke it e-z-er on yer one good oi?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:05 pm

What about a text to speech converter for him pieces? Not a great choice of voices but DYK the "Scottish Male" sounds a lot like Roy's Stephen Hawking impersonation? :haha:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:01 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:What about a text to speech converter for him pieces? Not a great choice of voices but DYK the "Scottish Male" sounds a lot like Roy's Stephen Hawking impersonation? :haha:
Dammit Ravi! Now I have to find another day job! :furious:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:28 pm

Did you know that if you're cycling in the rain and get a nosebleed you may not realise? This may lead to several miles of wondering why your top lip tastes funny and getting home to find blood smeared all over your face :idiot:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:22 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Did you know that if you're cycling in the rain and get a nosebleed you may not realise? This may lead to several miles of wondering why your top lip tastes funny and getting home to find blood smeared all over your face :idiot:
Try getting hit in the eye by an insect when you're riding a motorbike (and wearing a helmet). The helmet stopped my eye from closing over, but it still swelled up, and then I couldn't get the helmet off. The doc had to give me a steroid injection with the helmet still on...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:31 am

Did you know that if you are cycling and a wasp goes down your T Shirt..you are likely to get stung on the nipple?

To be honest it missed my nipple and got me in the chest. :furious:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:22 pm

Umm

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tha worl gunna innd !
onna fwyday ?!
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