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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:23 pm

^ Yo momma so scary looking, her calendar always says October 31st.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:03 am

^Yo Mamma got the lead role in the Bond Film: The Spy Who put a Bag Over My Head.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:19 pm

^ Yo mamma was the hair stylist for the James Bond spoof film "Platapussy".
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:03 pm

^ Yo momma is a monotreme. Yo was hatched out of an egg.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:18 am

^ Yo mamma broke all her eggs after yo was born.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:37 am

All the King's Horses and all the Kings men couldn't sort out Yo Momma's face.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:38 am

Ye all say notty fings abowt yer mum an ye all ban

ban ban ban ban ban!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:52 pm

^ Yo was stolen by gypsys but they paid yo mamma to take you back.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:18 pm

fus pos
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:08 pm

^ would spell that "faux pas" if he was literate.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:45 am

^has promised to give Nef Yoo private tuition.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:23 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:15 am

^^ has already taught ^ to speak through his rrrrrrrrrr's.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:20 am

^is spending his birthday with Nef Yoo
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:01 pm

The big training stick ^ lent me has absolutely no effect on the little bugger's learning ability. I think he is naturally thick.
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