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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:59 pm
^ you're banned for skull-cleaving with intent, contrary to section 3(c) of the Skulls (Cleaving) Act of 1843.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:40 am
^You're banned for worrying about a Clay Sword..all I got was a damp head.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:15 am
^ You're banned for confusing the Glaidh Mor with a sospan fach.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:25 am
ye ol ban fer speyken Inglisch funny. rrrrrrrrrrrr
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:34 am
ummm... ye ban?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:59 pm
^^^^ are all banned for having English as their second language.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by daftbeaker on Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:04 pm
You're banned for speaking Strine.
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:17 pm
^ rhizome
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:38 am
^ you're banned for rooting about.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:54 am
You're banned because I wanna. So there!
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By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:01 am
You're banned for revealing the secret signs of the Ray Gun Gang which are classified until 2100.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:40 am
You're banned for implementing Star Wars, leading to the eventual creation of a super AI which goes on to destroy mankind...unless we invent time travel and send someone backwards in time to assassinate you/Reagan (hang on...wait a minute...they failed!!!!).
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:00 am
^ You're banned for giving away the plot of my next SF novel.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:28 pm
Arr ye right-en a booke abowt Sam Fruncisky unco Davey? Arr ye ware-in flowurs in yer long hippy hare?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:33 am
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got til it's gone...
^ banned for paving paradise and putting up parking lots
That you don't know what you've got til it's gone...
^ banned for paving paradise and putting up parking lots
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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