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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:59 pm

^ you're banned for skull-cleaving with intent, contrary to section 3(c) of the Skulls (Cleaving) Act of 1843.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:40 am

^You're banned for worrying about a Clay Sword..all I got was a damp head.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:15 am

^ You're banned for confusing the Glaidh Mor with a sospan fach.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:25 am

ye ol ban fer speyken Inglisch funny. rrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:34 am

ummm... ye ban?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:59 pm

^^^^ are all banned for having English as their second language.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:04 pm

You're banned for speaking Strine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:17 pm

^ rhizome
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:38 am

^ you're banned for rooting about.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:54 am

You're banned because I wanna. So there!

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:01 am

You're banned for revealing the secret signs of the Ray Gun Gang which are classified until 2100.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:40 am

You're banned for implementing Star Wars, leading to the eventual creation of a super AI which goes on to destroy mankind...unless we invent time travel and send someone backwards in time to assassinate you/Reagan (hang on...wait a minute...they failed!!!!).
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:00 am

^ You're banned for giving away the plot of my next SF novel.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:28 pm

Arr ye right-en a booke abowt Sam Fruncisky unco Davey? Arr ye ware-in flowurs in yer long hippy hare?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:33 am

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got til it's gone...
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