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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:04 pm

*in anticipation of ^'s link going viral, I register domains relating to Roy Hunter, RobRoy McHunter, and all variants.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:06 am

*Photoshops Roy's Dalek helmet into the video*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:17 am

daftbeaker wrote:*Photoshops Roy's Dalek helmet into the video*


:shocked: But we can only see him from the chest up!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:17 pm

*clamps ^'s wheel for not following protocol nor paying his vehicle registration.*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:49 pm

* cites ^ for not wearing his sunglasses at night *
* and his sun monocle *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:05 pm

*totally messes up all the font sizes and styles of ^'s tumblr theme in revenge for screwing up my chances in The "Whose Voice Is That?" Contest.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:51 am

Roy Hunter wrote:*totally messes up all the font sizes and styles of ^'s tumblr theme in revenge for screwing up my chances in The "Whose Voice Is That?" Contest.


I couldn't help noticing Ken Worley's post on that thread. I am sorry to say that I never recoded my voice for PG's project but if I had I would have used Ken's text:

ooooo, ken ....I want you.... soooo bad. Spank me. Spank me harder....oooooooooo, yeah, baby(breathy whisper at end of this line, perhaps romanian/other eastern-european accent)...You do it soooo goood!.......Give it to me.....Give it to me NOW!...


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:41 pm

*acquires video of ^ "Anastasia" working and ponders best way to release it*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:24 am

*aims dodgy rocket/firework skywards not realising it's a 'homing' firework* (see explanation below)

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I set off a rocket on Guy Fawkes night from my garden. We have Iranian neighbours. The rocket went up a bit, then came down and exploded in a direct hit on the Iranians' pigeon/chicken huts!!!!!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:18 pm

*takes advantage of bart's nuclear mishap to stock up on poultry. [his insurance will hopefully cover it]*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:26 am

*asks Ravi to organise next years Fireworks for the Scottish Independence Party*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:37 am

* vows revenge on BB for getting 'cracker night' and the sale of fireworks banned here 30yrs ago*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:46 am

*throws a packet of Jacobs Cream Crackers at Ravi and challenges him to a cracker eating contest*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:21 pm

Mmfff pfff bart caffft tff rithhh kilo othh butter.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:26 am

* signs up for Australian Big Game safari *

* shoots Ravi's croc, crikey! *

* gets a lovely pair of boots and matching purse *
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