Thee kraken be 'avin' nothin' on ye, ye lily-livered landlubber! 'Ow dare ye insult one o' thee best cap'ns ter sail the eighth sea, Thee Sea O' Impossibility.
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed