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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:24 am

^Yo mamma was the woman who inspired Blind Lemon Jefferson to write his best blues.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:32 am

^ milks cows blindfolded.
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Postby DavidH on Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:41 am

^ got trampled while trying to milk a bull.
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:55 am

^ tried to make a milkshake by pushing a cow down a hill.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:42 pm

^his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:03 pm

^ his hands shake in the morning until he has had his 'tonic'.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:18 am

^was Shakin Stevens, Wales's answer to Elvis:

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:14 pm

^ is hiding behind the green door.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:17 am

black bart wrote:^was Shakin Stevens, Wales's answer to Elvis:

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I saw Shaky in"Elvis - The Musical" back in the late '70s. He was brilliant at it.

^ knows more about the other green door.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:06 pm

^ doesn't watch disturbing films at all. ^ doesn't inspire me to watch them either.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:07 pm

^ is uninspired.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:22 pm

^ was a young man from Nantucket,
Who knew a lot about poetry,
He recommended I have a gander,
At some Catholic propaganda,
But I've always been rubbish at limericks. Fus pose.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:36 am

^is determined to take Wiiliam McGonagall's crown
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:03 pm

^ Keeps various parts of Wiiliam McGonagall in the freezer.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:34 pm

^ stole one specific part. :lech:
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