^You're banned because my year has included having to put my business on hiatus due to a neurological disorder, and sleeping on my mother's couch because my relationship did not go as planned.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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