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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:17 am

^ doesn't do that on purpose 3 times a day so he can get to put his hand into the toilet.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:49 am

^is toilet trained
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:03 am

^ never uses the toilet when the train is in a station.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:01 pm

^ never uses a toilet.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:17 pm

^ has pockets full of dog poo bags he gets from the council.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:14 pm

^ has decorated his Monkey tree with Milo's used doggie bags.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:16 pm

^ has decorated his doggie tree with used monkeys.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:46 pm

^ decorated his doggie with used Monkey trees.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:01 pm

Decorated his monkey-doggie half-breeds with baggies of tree poo.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:13 pm

^ understands what he just said.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:41 pm

^ is said to be more fun than a barrel of monkies.

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:40 am

^didn't learn that line from Elton John's 'Saturday Nite's Alright'.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:47 am

^ Is thinking of the joke about the monastery and the barrel.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:50 am

DavidH wrote:^ Is thinking of the joke about the monastery and the barrel.


:confused:

Does it involve monks?
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:18 am

The punch-line is, "Thursdays is your turn in the barrel!".

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/792588/

but in my version it's a monastery. :lol:
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