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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:27 pm

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:51 am

it's ^his turn in the barrel
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:17 am

Hung a sprig of mistletoe over the barrel when it was his turn.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:13 pm

^is not stock piling twinkies
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:40 pm

People often misinterpret his ^ nickname "Twinkietoes" as meaning he is quick on his feet.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:33 am

^is getting ready to steal everyone's presents
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Re: Lies!

Postby Edd on Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:35 pm

^ is only giving empty boxes wrapped in gift paper to foil ^^'s present stealing caper.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:06 pm

^ puts his own 'To Edd' cards on other people's gifts. Looked silly trying to get into Granny's frilly pink nightie last year.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:57 am

^Never misses the Sydney Mardi Gras even though he goes through the "Streuth, I've got nothing to wear" routine every year.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:29 pm

^ picked up his "Strine" accent from watching Crocodile Dundee and Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and hasn't been Downunder.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:43 am

^ went under and now is so smelly
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Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:51 pm

^ is not a cunning linguist.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:56 pm

^ is only a cunning linguist.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:05 pm

^ has difficulty getting his tongue around the ars.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:12 pm

^ could suck the chocolate off a chocolate weevil.
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