The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:03 pm

...tears, for they were so distraught by the prospect of continuing on a long sea voyage without the alcohol that kept them going, that they...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:49 am

...got strange pains in the stomach and began to far...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:00 am

..far out do thee previous year's Champion Trumper of Olde Portsmouth Town, Jim Broadbuttock...after fifteen rounds of thee competishun, ill hadvisardlee held in the Admiral Benbow basement, a steel toe cap haccidentlee set orf a spark and...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:03 pm

...set light to thee fish 'ead stoo, what 'ad been brewin' fer seven years under thee direct gaze o' Brenda, 'oo 'ad been addin' 'er own special sauce to thee mix. Brenda...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby la la on Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:07 am

... was not a woman te be triffled with, and when she saw that thee fish 'ead stoo was in danger she gave an astounding yell which shook all thee poor rats out of the rafters:
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:48 am

...thee stench was hunbearable...it was like thee very stench of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:57 am

Bart Industries Brand Fish 'Ed Stoo! Now on special offer at ASDAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! Three cans for a fiver! Five cans and a clothespeg for four quid! [/advertismement]
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:43 am

...ere at 'Bart Hindustries' we always use the freshest hingredients (well...thee freshest wot we can get hold of in these difficult toims)...and always make sure yer Fish Head Stoo is pipin hot or ye might find yerself wiv a dose of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:26 pm

...very smelly an' likely ta overwhelm ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:33 pm

...Marie Celeste an' 'er hentire cru, cawsin 'em to...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:15 am

...mysterihousley dishappear in the middle of a ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:04 pm

... paragraph . Or just one ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:24 pm

.............Cornetto...............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:48 am

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:49 am

...it was then, hunched over his Scumsoft Laptop in his cabin, that Cap'n Roy haccidentlee clicked on thee link to...
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