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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:16 pm

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Re: Lies!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:38 pm

^sucks chicken meat right off the bone, because it is slow cooked until deliciously tender.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:43 pm

^sucks bones out of chickens.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:40 pm

^ is not admiring his bone
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:47 pm

^bone-ophiliac.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:52 pm

I have to Google that one .
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:55 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:I have to Google that one .
Nice lie, Sir!

[checks which thread he's in]

I mean, you speak the truth, Sir!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:16 pm

Thanks Roy !

I think ...
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:48 am

^Thinks
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:40 pm

^was the model for Rodin's sculpture.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:04 pm

^ is thinking of hamburgers from Calais
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:47 am

^ did the Hamburglar voiceovers.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:07 am

^ did the Hamburglar. And Grimace.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:20 am

^was Professor Pat Pending
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:12 pm

^ hasn't patented Fish'ead Stoo under multiple categories including "laxative" and "paint and varnish stripper".
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