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Re: Did you know?
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:22 pm
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:42 am
Did you know that in January 1867, after thick ice on the lake in London's Regent's Park had started to thaw, several hundred skaters crashed through the ice and forty of them drowned?
The authorities decided to drain the lake and raise it's bed which explains why today the Regent's Park Boating Lake is only four foot deep.
The authorities decided to drain the lake and raise it's bed which explains why today the Regent's Park Boating Lake is only four foot deep.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Did you know?
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:06 pm
Did you know that an MTHFR mutation can lead to depression, neuropathy, and a multitude of other symptoms that can all be cured by taking a simple supplement of l-methyl-folate?
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:54 am
Did you know that the USA has been at war for 210 years of its existence!
However if you compare The Kingdom of Great Britain...
Roughly over the same period (so we're forgetting pre UK stuff like The 100 years war etc)...it isn't possible to calculate...but Britain fought 230 wars during the reign of Queen Victoria alone!!!! We like a nice war.
However if you compare The Kingdom of Great Britain...
Roughly over the same period (so we're forgetting pre UK stuff like The 100 years war etc)...it isn't possible to calculate...but Britain fought 230 wars during the reign of Queen Victoria alone!!!! We like a nice war.The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Did you know?
by DavidH on Sun May 19, 2013 7:21 am
Did you know that in France it is legal to marry a dead person?
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Mon May 27, 2013 7:32 am
DavidH wrote:Did you know that in France it is legal to marry a dead person?
I know...I once had a French girlfriend...sorry that's not nice.
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Re: Did you know?
by DavidH on Mon May 27, 2013 8:13 am
Bart wrote:... sorry that's not nice.
I'm sure it was most enjoyable.
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Re: Did you know?
by Temp0ral on Mon May 27, 2013 9:09 pm
DavidH wrote:Bart wrote:... sorry that's not nice.
I'm sure it was most enjoyable.
I'm sure she was always the life of the party...
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Tue May 28, 2013 9:38 am
Cue the terrible puns...
Actually she was quite an Eiffel.
Actually she was quite an Eiffel.
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Re: Did you know?
by Ravi Oli on Tue May 28, 2013 5:16 pm
I heard on the grapevine no one Seine would date her.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Did you know?
by Roy Hunter on Tue May 28, 2013 5:30 pm
...and her morals were Toulouse.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Did you know?
by pieces o'nine on Tue May 28, 2013 9:26 pm
Marcel Duchamp claimed that L.H.O.O.Q.
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Re: Did you know?
by Temp0ral on Tue May 28, 2013 9:46 pm
pieces o'nine wrote:Marcel Duchamp claimed that L.H.O.O.Q.
I wonder if she's naughty or Nice.
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:20 am
Well she was only a Frenchman's daughter but she had Lourdes of sex appeal.
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Re: Did you know?
by DavidH on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:32 pm
Did You Know That: in Japan there are shops where teenage girls sell their smelly knickers, which are then displayed in vending machines for dirty old men. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPqol5Qvq_E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPqol5Qvq_E
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