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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jass139 on Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:23 pm

Hey all.
Im new to FSM. Sadly I had never been embraced by his noodle appendage, till very recently while making some proper miso ramen. I am a uk citizen and can not wait to start spreading the gospal. Hope to get on well with everyone on this forum and wish luck to any pirates out there braving the sea's.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:34 pm

Welcome, Jass and Steve! Always room for one or two more around here...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:51 am

Welcome, me hearties! Sharpen yer cutlasses and dust off yer gyint hats. :evilgrin:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:09 pm

Some of my best friends are spam robots.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:22 pm

Welcome, Thony. I am sure you will sell many websites. Not.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bil on Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:07 am

Greetings fellow believers. I was delighted to find this site and especially the certificate of ordination. About time we gave the false religions a run for their money.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:21 pm

Welcome, young bil. Sniff around the threads and make yourself at home.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby amouses on Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:53 pm

Hello from Marcus.

Although I became a Pastafarian Minister a while back this is my first post.

I look forward to a long life of support and service to the Church of the FSM
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:47 am

Hello and welcome, Marcus amouses.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:55 pm

Thee harrbour be open to all matey !
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Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby sngrzr on Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:29 pm

My first "first post" has been approved but never appeared.
So I try it again.

Just wanted to tell you about my chriFSMas song:
http://www.cosy.sbg.ac.at/~rkutil/fsmsong.html
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:20 am

Welcome cindyjohn! Thanks for the birthday wishes, although I had no idea we had a birthday. :confused:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:09 pm

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Oooooooooo........ooooooooo..oooooooooooo


Nooooooooooooo.........oooooooooooooooo..oooooo

tha worl gunna be ovfer a gun !
Yup!
onna fwiday !
Ye kin et alla kandees peetzers an stuff ya wan !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:20 pm

gnossos wrote:OK, so I want to do a search here..arrgh!
Holiday Dinner is approaching and I would like a nice grace, prayer or something appropriate... Search for Grace, Prayer or whatever is too common?
thanks
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Searching for anything at all is too common here. We've got way too many posts for the search function to parse.


Here's the one I came up with:

O! Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mother of Meatballs
Father of Fettuccini
The Alphredo and the Omega
R'Amen!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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