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Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:27 pm

^^ Paris Hilton does her bit...

^ I'd be watching the donkey too... my daughter has an inate fear of them since as kids they were petting and feeding some when a late arrival lent over and bit her a good one to show his displeasure at missing out.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:39 pm

I hope he didn't bit hard. Just because equines are herbivores doesn't mean they can't take a huge chunk out of your flesh if you get on their bad sides.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:35 pm



I didn't know that British newspapermen look like Russians from the 1970's.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:40 am

PKMKII wrote:


I didn't know that British newspapermen look like Russians from the 1970's.


No,no...surely this is a 1970s Russian:

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:01 pm

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Postby PKMKII on Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:32 am

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Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:51 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:10 pm

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Postby daftbeaker on Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:56 am

One for ADOS :haha:

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And the Daily Mash Monkey card :haha:
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Postby daftbeaker on Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:16 pm


Fellow Limeys (and freedom-of-speech Septics). Kindly go here and sign. It's worth the 2 minutes out of your day :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:24 pm

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Fellow Limeys (and freedom-of-speech Septics). Kindly go here and sign. It's worth the 2 minutes out of your day :haha:

If you want him back here to face charges of insider trading over the Viglen affair, don't sign. But frankly the SFO isn't worth the expectation, the hope. So leave him in the USA and hope someone shoots him.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:17 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:

Fellow Limeys (and freedom-of-speech Septics). Kindly go here and sign. It's worth the 2 minutes out of your day :haha:

If you want him back here to face charges of insider trading over the Viglen affair, don't sign. But frankly the SFO isn't worth the expectation, the hope. So leave him in the USA and hope someone shoots him.

Exactly. Better the devil you haven't got than the one you might have possibly facing insider trading charges but not realistically.

Much better to keep him over there with a million heavily armed lunatics :evilgrin:

I'm well aware that both petitions will achieve nothing but it would still amuse me to see Obama stand up and say 'We're not deporting him. In other news, we don't want to keep him but he can stay' :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:37 am

daftbeaker wrote:
Much better to keep him over there with a million heavily armed lunatics :evilgrin:

Actually, it's probably more like 80 million heavily armed lunatics.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:24 am

Fingers crossed then.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:03 pm

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