The Your Banned Game

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned because I got stuck behind Lara Croft.

[black bart]

^

You're banned because there isn't a tunnel and there is therefore no need for Lara to be Crawling!

At least she isn't wearing her short shorts.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Banbanban!rrr rrrrr um alla ye band rrrrr

[black bart]

^Yer banned from ever part o thee shyppe exceptin thee water.

[Ravi Oli]

^yer banned fer warterin' down yer warter as well as yer grog.

[Roy Hunter]

^you're banned for selling dehydrated water.

[Ravi Oli]

I'd ban you ^ if you weren't my best customer.

[DavidH]

^ You're banned for watering down your product.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for using excessive product when you don't even have the hair to use it.

[Roy Hunter]

You are banned for having a hair of the dog after New Year when you don't have dog.

[Ravi Oli]

My internet dating profile says I do have a dog so you're ^ banned!

[DavidH]

You're banned for claiming a non-existent dog for the purpose of attracting female persons, under section 3b of the False Dogs (Dating) Act of 1703.

[black bart]

^You're banned for reminding me that in the same year (1703) the "Shoot ye Welsheman with a Crossbow" Act of Chester was repealed only to be replaced with a "Shoot ye Welsheman with a Pystolle but try to aim for hys legge" Act.

[Roy Hunter]

You are banned for encouraging litigation by leaving all these laws lying around the place. If you leave food lying around you'll get rats; if you leave laws lying around you'll get an infestation of lawyers.

[black bart]

^You are banned for reminding me that "Spamalot" the Python Show which is on at the Theatre down the road has changed it's promotional poster to read "Now a major lawsuit" (they are being sued by the director of "Holy Grail!").