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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:24 am

^ you're banned because I got stuck behind Lara Croft.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:13 am

^ :lol:

You're banned because there isn't a tunnel and there is therefore no need for Lara to be Crawling!

At least she isn't wearing her short shorts.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:07 pm

Banbanban!rrr rrrrr um alla ye band rrrrr
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:35 am

^Yer banned from ever part o thee shyppe exceptin thee water.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:34 am

^yer banned fer warterin' down yer warter as well as yer grog.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:35 pm

^you're banned for selling dehydrated water.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:08 pm

I'd ban you ^ if you weren't my best customer.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:40 pm

^ You're banned for watering down your product.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:36 pm

^ you're banned for using excessive product when you don't even have the hair to use it.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:51 pm

You are banned for having a hair of the dog after New Year when you don't have dog.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:29 am

My internet dating profile says I do have a dog so you're ^ banned!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:42 am

You're banned for claiming a non-existent dog for the purpose of attracting female persons, under section 3b of the False Dogs (Dating) Act of 1703.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:46 am

^You're banned for reminding me that in the same year (1703) the "Shoot ye Welsheman with a Crossbow" Act of Chester was repealed only to be replaced with a "Shoot ye Welsheman with a Pystolle but try to aim for hys legge" Act.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:22 am

You are banned for encouraging litigation by leaving all these laws lying around the place. If you leave food lying around you'll get rats; if you leave laws lying around you'll get an infestation of lawyers.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:57 am

^You are banned for reminding me that "Spamalot" the Python Show which is on at the Theatre down the road has changed it's promotional poster to read "Now a major lawsuit" (they are being sued by the director of "Holy Grail!").
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