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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:05 pm

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:35 am

Argh !
Hee haza big booke!
An oi dosint fink he be arsking me ohfur fer supparr.

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Re: ahem

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:52 pm

Medieval eye chart.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:09 am

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Re: ahem

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Re: ahem

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:56 pm

DavidH wrote:Image



Goatse created by Pablo Picasso in a past life?
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Re: ahem

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:10 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Image

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: ahem

Postby DavidH » Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:54 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
DavidH wrote:Image

Goatse created by Pablo Picasso in a past life?


No, that's a Sheela na Gig. That particular one's been on a church not far from me, for nearly 900 years. It's an Irish symbol and many think it's a pagan thing.

It's a woman holding her labia wide open, and her breasts dangle down - one now broken.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:51 am

The breasts are long and thin and line up perfectly with the legs. So I thought they WERE legs. They go over the arms, which was weird. The hand position is what you would expect from goatse. But it was extremely weird that the opened orifice would be facing forward like that.

Which all brought to my Picasso's penchant for showing an object from multiple perspectives at one.




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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:11 pm

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Re: ahem

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:28 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:Image

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: ahem

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:33 pm

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Re: ahem

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:56 pm

^ Bart bein' cast adrift by 'is crewe --[AGAIN]-- belongs in thee pyrate thread.
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