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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:05 pm

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Re: ahem

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:35 am

Argh !
Hee haza big booke!
An oi dosint fink he be arsking me ohfur fer supparr.

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Re: ahem

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:47 pm

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Re: ahem

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:52 pm

Medieval eye chart.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ahem

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:09 am

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Re: ahem

Postby DavidH on Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:37 pm

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Re: ahem

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:56 pm

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Goatse created by Pablo Picasso in a past life?
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Re: ahem

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:10 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Image

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ahem

Postby DavidH on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:54 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
DavidH wrote:Image

Goatse created by Pablo Picasso in a past life?


No, that's a Sheela na Gig. That particular one's been on a church not far from me, for nearly 900 years. It's an Irish symbol and many think it's a pagan thing.

It's a woman holding her labia wide open, and her breasts dangle down - one now broken.
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Re: ahem

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:51 am

The breasts are long and thin and line up perfectly with the legs. So I thought they WERE legs. They go over the arms, which was weird. The hand position is what you would expect from goatse. But it was extremely weird that the opened orifice would be facing forward like that.

Which all brought to my Picasso's penchant for showing an object from multiple perspectives at one.




I knew that wasn't it, but it explained why it looked the way my mind perceived it.
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Re: ahem

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:59 pm

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Re: ahem

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:11 pm

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Re: ahem

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:28 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:Image

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ahem

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:33 pm

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Re: ahem

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:56 pm

^ Bart bein' cast adrift by 'is crewe --[AGAIN]-- belongs in thee pyrate thread.
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