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ahem
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:05 pm
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Re: ahem
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:35 am
Argh !
Hee haza big booke!
An oi dosint fink he be arsking me ohfur fer supparr.
Arrrrrrr
Hee haza big booke!
An oi dosint fink he be arsking me ohfur fer supparr.
Arrrrrrr
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: ahem
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:47 pm
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Re: ahem
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:52 pm
Medieval eye chart.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ahem
by Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:09 am
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: ahem
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:56 pm
DavidH wrote:
Goatse created by Pablo Picasso in a past life?
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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Re: ahem
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:10 pm
Roy Hunter wrote:
Advertisement for a Roman dentist
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ahem
by DavidH on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:54 am
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:DavidH wrote:
Goatse created by Pablo Picasso in a past life?
No, that's a Sheela na Gig. That particular one's been on a church not far from me, for nearly 900 years. It's an Irish symbol and many think it's a pagan thing.
It's a woman holding her labia wide open, and her breasts dangle down - one now broken.
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Re: ahem
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:51 am
The breasts are long and thin and line up perfectly with the legs. So I thought they WERE legs. They go over the arms, which was weird. The hand position is what you would expect from goatse. But it was extremely weird that the opened orifice would be facing forward like that.
Which all brought to my Picasso's penchant for showing an object from multiple perspectives at one.
I knew that wasn't it, but it explained why it looked the way my mind perceived it.
Which all brought to my Picasso's penchant for showing an object from multiple perspectives at one.
I knew that wasn't it, but it explained why it looked the way my mind perceived it.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: ahem
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:59 pm
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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Re: ahem
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:11 pm
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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Re: ahem
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:28 pm
Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:
slot machine for giants
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ahem
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:33 pm
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
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Download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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The Almighty Website of Stuff
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Download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
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Re: ahem
by pieces o'nine on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:56 pm
^ Bart bein' cast adrift by 'is crewe --[AGAIN]-- belongs in thee pyrate thread.
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