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NewsBiscuit wrote:Bedroom cameras to monitor celibacy of gay bishops
Security cameras are being installed in the bedrooms of Britain’s openly gay bishops to ensure that they adhere to the strict new celibacy rules imposed by the Church of England. The precaution is being taken after it was realised that simply trusting bishops not to have sex just because it was forbidden, has not had a particularly good track record down the centuries.
Cameras will also be installed in the shower, on the big rug by the fireplace and in the local public toilets just in case the couple are feeling like playing up to gay sexual stereotypes. The cameras will also be capable of close-ups and wide shots, to check that any females having sex with bishops are not actually gay men in drag.
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