The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:13 pm

Ye burry silly an stuff ! rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:21 am

Arrrrrrr we was gunna use ye ^ fer the Monkey-tree star until we remember'd ye arnt thart bright.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:29 am

Aaaaaargh yer chestnuts shrivelled an yer Sprouts wilted!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:34 pm

Arrrggghhh ye've barnerkels on yer cannon bawls an' yer cannon fires nort but blanks.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:33 am

Arrrgh...yer gundeck looks loik a coconut shy wivout any coconuts!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:27 pm

Arrrrrr ^ yer crue thawt ta 'onor ye buy makin a new figger'ead in yer likeness but fergot the idear wen remoinded ye looked loike the sowth end ov a north travellin camel.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:47 am

Arrrgh...in a similar hinsultin vein...yer croo made a figur head o ye an made it ta scale...an thee shyppe went straight ta thee bottom bows first!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:58 pm

Yarrrrggghhhh an' iffin thee Titanic 'ad ye fer a figga'ead thee icebergs wuld 'ave just shatter'd or run away.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:02 pm

Yarrrgh, yer crewe keepes mountin yer poor-trayte figger'ead hupsoide down on yer shippe.

Oar be hit yer shippe wot arrrgh hupsoide down? :confused:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:40 pm

^ yer crue mutinkneed coz wen ye sed they'd be regular mountin thee ores they thawt ye ment "whores".

Me shippe onlee happeers ta be hupside down frum where ye be standin pieces.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:57 pm

Cap'n Ravi, oi can pen no wurst hinsult than this: yer be a genn'lman an a skollarrrgh, sir. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:42 am

Wiv them numbers on yer bonnet, ye be more terrifyin than Auntie Blackbeard wiv a jar orv leeches.

ps. Could ye vary thee numbers so me croo an I can pick thee lottery numbers.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:32 am

Yarrrgghhh Oi herd ye bawt ev'ry tikket in lot'ry fer a new shippe an' still lost when they drew 'printed by Bart Indestries' as the winnin' number.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:38 am

Yarrgh...I've heard that yer navigashunul skills be so bad tis a lottery as to wevver ye gets outta port wivout sinkin!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:20 pm

Yarrrggghhhh 'tis well knoan ye have sircumnaviegated thee globe in yer cabin foive toimes... an' ye still thinks ye'll sail orf thee edge won day.
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