YArrrr...
Oi hear she has seven stackable sisters. There's probably a few of 'em hiding beneath her.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by DaveL on Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:50 pm
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Roy Hunter on Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:19 pm
DaveL wrote:YArrrr...
Oi hear she has seven stackable sisters. There's probably a few of 'em hiding beneath her.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Roland Deschain on Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:34 pm
Yaaarrrggghhh! Oi be lovin' thee wench o' November. She remoinds me o' me dear ole mum, what be sittin' in 'er special chair for to watch thee crew workin'. Yaaarrrggghhh!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by black bart on Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:02 am
And now for a speshul report on Cap'n Rowan's Croo...a brief interview with thee Shyppe's Cook Scurvy Jim Harrison:
Well hello Jim, what can you tell us about life on board?
Aaaaargh...Aye...Poison thee Blaggards...Aaaaargh...them's wot die will be thee lucky ones! Them's wot survive will ave ta eat thee Stoooo!!!!!!!
Well hello Jim, what can you tell us about life on board?
Aaaaargh...Aye...Poison thee Blaggards...Aaaaargh...them's wot die will be thee lucky ones! Them's wot survive will ave ta eat thee Stoooo!!!!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:58 am
That's an impostor. He didn't mention tea once!
And I have a strict 'No Poisoning' rule on the Whistling Teakettle.
And I have a strict 'No Poisoning' rule on the Whistling Teakettle.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by black bart on Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:46 am
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:That's an impostor. He didn't mention tea once!
And I have a strict 'No Poisoning' rule on the Whistling Teakettle.
Sorry mate I meant Cap'n Roland's Croo as he was referrin to their nefarihouse doins in his previous post! I has been on thee rum again!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Griffin on Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:09 am
Wear be Mr December? (always knew this wer a budget mag. )
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by DavidH on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:18 am
Ye be roight, Griffin, so I'll put in me candidate for Miss December. If ye wants a man, ye can foind one fer yerself:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by black bart on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:24 am
Tis a mermaid from Skegness!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by black bart on Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:13 am
Miss January
Name: Miss 3 Mile Island or Titania to her friends
Occupation: Wet Nurse
Likes: Keeping abreast of things
Dislikes: Buying Bikinis
In five years' time: Helping Black Bart to find a chest.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by DavidH on Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:23 pm
Harr, matey, ye bin caught pillagin' again. 
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:38 pm
^ Harrrr Dave.... but 'e do be a pyrate evin if it be a hilee hunsuckcessful one.
Oi do admiya yer taste in wimmin matey... she 'as a 5 o'clock shadda Oi'd be prowd ta call me own.
Oi do admiya yer taste in wimmin matey... she 'as a 5 o'clock shadda Oi'd be prowd ta call me own.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by black bart on Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:42 am
Grooooooaaaan...tis still janoooarreee!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by Ravi Oli on Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:33 am
Be four we misses 'em hentirely... Misses Febrooairy an' Marrrrch... Oi b'leave they be watchin' bart displayin' 'is legendary sordsmenship....
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
by pieces o'nine on Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:25 pm
Oi finks not. They be smylin con-jeany'all loike, not larfin their booties orf.
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