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Re: Our Animals

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:43 am

Wait a minute...it's Alfie and...

...no, it's gone.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:10 am

black bart wrote:Wait a minute...it's Alfie and...

...no, it's gone.

What's that all about?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Our Animals

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:28 am

Guinea Pigs...now I remember...we have two baby Guinea Pigs called Alfie and Pickle.

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Don't ask me which one is which.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby DavidH on Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:19 pm

They should fatten up nicely for Monkey.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:14 pm

Penicillin is apparently toxic to guinea pigs. Unfortunate, since a lot of medical experimentation used to be done on guinea pigs... Hence "I'll be the guinea pig", I suppose...
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Re: Our Animals

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:31 am

Well...I will try not to give Alfie and wotsisname any penicillin then.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:44 pm

Tendarr lookin' bilj rats tharr matey .

Odd tipes ove rats et tho.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:15 pm

Unhappy Doggies?

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Happy Monkey!
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Re: Our Animals

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:31 pm

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Woooooof woof wuff rrr rrr rrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:11 am

I don't usually sit on someone's lap.

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But when I do, I like to make sure they're busy doing something else at the time.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:25 am

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Re: Our Animals

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:25 pm

Dom thee Danger Catte has a barnacle on his hip and went in to the shippe's catte chirurgeon for prelim exam and blood workup this afternoon. Tomorrow morning he goes in for barnacle removal and biopsy. He fought free of the carrier on the way home tonight to escape to the back seat where he loudly yowled his outrage.

OI DUZZINT LOIKE BEIN ROWED IN THEE DINGHY T'THEE CHIRURGEON!
OI BE 'APPY WIF ME HIPPE BARRRGHNICKEL!!
ARRRGH YE LISSENIN T'ME!!!

He tried farting in my general direction to emphasize his outrage, which just made me laugh (and roll down a window).
Currently he is sitting close to my chair, but with his back pointedly turned.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:08 am

Hope the op goes well...it aint nice havin barnacles scraped orf!
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Re: Our Animals

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:35 pm

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Re: Our Animals

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:33 am

Poor Dom!!
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