The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:32 pm

...Hot and Cold and Sweet and Sour Soup, now with added Umami...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:57 pm

...and added horse feces...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:41 am

...wot thee ell be an orse doin on me shyppe cried thee Cap'n...an wots that Tiger doin in thee life boat...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:54 am

"Ee's 'idin frum thee Owl and thee Pussycat, Cap'n," said Bosun 'Iggs, "The buggers keep spitting 'airballs an' owl pellets at 'im, an' 'e's a sinsitive sowl is Richard Parker"...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:40 am

..."I don't beleeeve it", said Cap'n Meldrew, an wiv that he...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:01 am

....shed his outer skin and turned into a ....................
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:44 am

... pub along thee side street and proceeded to ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:16 am

...serve thee punters a terrible broo called...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:08 pm

...Tiger Piss...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:00 am

...wot tasted not hunlike...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:16 am

...Tiger Piss...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:40 am

......and wer the color o' ....................
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:37 am

...Tiger Piss...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:14 am

...'awrightee', said thee Cap'n, 'We'll call it: Tyger Beer...and thee rest is history...

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:36 am

"Where d'ye get this stuff?" the Cap'n asked the barman (whose name was Richard Parker)...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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