The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:07 am

..."Woy we brus it owerselves frum awl natcherel hingreedyants collect'd daily frum..."
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:34 pm

...thee tigers in thee dinghies...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:43 pm

...it's hard to catch 'em, because they're always jumping from rooftops, running up-and-down stairs to get away from us, sliding down handrails and lamp-posts. Apparently it's called Richard Parkour...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:27 am

...Roy won ov me crue we calls Richard Cranium. E's notte thee sharpest so 'e wears thee moniker wiv pryde. Why onlee thee other day 'e...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:42 am

...he cried out: "mermaid orf thee starboard bow" thee hentire croo ran to look, all opin ta see a woman for thee first toim in a nearlee a year...imagine thee huproar when it turned out ta be...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:59 pm

...an hexscapee from DaveL's Hamazin' Dugong Circus...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:00 pm

...wot culd tock an' sed...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:04 am

..."ello Sailors fancy a bit of a..."
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:55 am

......elephant dung with gravy an'..............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:07 am

"...biscuits? Well, I think they're biscuits. They look like biscuits. But they don't taste like biscuits..."
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:10 pm

...but then wot d'ye hexpect ov shyppes biskuts frum thee wholie dis-owned subsiderie o' Bart Hindustries, Bren's Bricks an' Bakehouse...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:52 am

...wot be situated behind thee mortuary and thee Taste o Bengal in Portsmouth, rumour has it that...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:56 pm

...thee Taste o'Bengal serplies thee morchewaries embarmin' flewid, a partickuly potent brew based on thee chef's own vindaloo receipe in hexchange fer...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:21 pm

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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:31 pm

...WHERE??? 'Ow much? Oi'd perfer Gannet on a stick tho, sed...
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