Yaarrrgh, bloody Aussie Pyrates comin oer ere an stealin our wimmins!
ps. I kept gettin thee same answer from me croo over an over when I asked: "Where's thee Bosun (First mate, Cook etc etc)?" He've gone for a Liz came thee reply...so I thought, rhymin slang, Liz Hurley...he's gone for an Hurley over thee side. But it turned out there was a scantily clad piktur o Liz Hurley in thee Lower decks privvy...blast that Knuckles O'Shuffle!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.