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Postby Elvalia on Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:20 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:... it's a good idea to sleep with a pig...
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:28 pm

Elvalia wrote:
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:... it's a good idea to sleep with a pig...

This reminds me of South Park the Movie. :haha:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:39 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:I eventually gave up and Googled "...How do you kill your girlfriends?"
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII on Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:56 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Southerners (and the West Country in particular) tend to be more gentle and generate less froth.

I had the experience of working with a giant half-Scottish, half-Lancastrian bloke that was built like a brick s***house. Watching him pull... tended to make an unnecessary amount of froth
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:48 pm

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII on Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:46 am

black bart wrote:cock had his way and you'll see a trickle of blood go down the plug hole.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:22 am

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:29 pm

dafty-baws wrote:...my bollocks which are disturbingly opaque...
Do English people have see-through wedding tackle? This is an argument that has to be raised as part of the Independence Referendum campaign.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:20 am

^
Of course they do...that's why you Scots refer to them as "Seethroosacks" (Sassenachs).
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:18 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
dafty-baws wrote:...my bollocks which are disturbingly opaque...
Do English people have see-through wedding tackle? This is an argument that has to be raised as part of the Independence Referendum campaign.

I think that most soft tissue is supposed to be transparent in X rays, otherwise there wouldn't be much point in doing them :idiot:

My point still stands, in my latest X ray you can clearly see bone, titanium and bollocks :haha:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:52 pm

Bollocks and eyeballs are fairly poor at dealing with many sorts of radiation. That's why so many radio and radar engineers in WWII ended up sterile and blind: your nadgers are hung out in the breeze so they don't get too hot, because if they do get too hot they find it difficult to lose all that heat again. Blast them with a few hundred watts of radio / microwave / x-rays and you'll cook them while the rest of you disperses the energy quite happily.
(I was told these horror stories back in the days when I was a radio pirate, to make me stay away from the transmitter and antenna when they were transmitting.)
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:54 am

Roy Hunter wrote:wedding tackle?

Roy Hunter wrote:It's very small, thank you.


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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:56 am

daftbeaker wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:wedding tackle?

Roy Hunter wrote:It's very small, thank you.


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Have you been talking to my wife? Or did you Skype me when I was drunk?
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII on Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:10 pm

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:24 pm

bacon wrote:Roy must be rubbing off on me!

:lech: :lech: :lech:
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