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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:27 am
Straight? What would ye know about straight? Forget wine, women and song - ye be all rum, bum and concertina.
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:02 am
Arrgghhh ye ownlee lerned the fiddle instead o'thee hacordyan coz no monkey would work with thee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:11 pm
Arrrgh, hit be common nolledje that yer didgeree...don't.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:47 am
How would ye know, Betty? I'd wager that Wilson and Keppel be shipmates o' Dorothy, ye fag-hag!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:00 pm
Sais thee pyrate warin a skirt.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:05 pm
Arrgghh iffen ye took ta werrin' a skirt maybee the shyppes cat moight sit on yer lap.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:24 pm
ALBATROSS!!!
That be ye, that be.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:37 pm
Arrrhhhh Oi seas ye ^ still wears yer albatross around yer neck.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:43 pm
Beggin yer pardon if'n me fashion foe-paaaaaarrrrghs offends ye an yer croo - hyme afeared oi don't keep an eye on thee Paris catwalks lyke ye, Cap'n Varrr-saatchi.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:55 am
Arrrrgh yer croo's Scotteesh rugbee team couldn't even beat the Italians!!! ...Er...well allroight ye managed ta beat them...but owe much Talsikaaargh did ye pour down them afore thee game?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:16 pm
Oi hears ye be spendin a Spanyerds ransom on yer Krikket Team 'opin' ter win thee Battle o'thee Ashes. Oi reckun ye'll be findin yerselfs crematin' a few more bits o'wood.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:58 am
Yarrrrgh, when ye takes yer Pyrate hat orf ye reveals a foine Shane Warne style head orf hair:
Goode aaargh onya mayte
Goode aaargh onya mayte
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:10 am
Ye've got Shane Warne's hair... but not on your head...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:08 pm
Yarrrrr Yarrrrr ye'd 'ave it too iffen it come wiv a Big Brenda 'stead of a Liz 'urley.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:58 am
Yaarrrgh, bloody Aussie Pyrates comin oer ere an stealin our wimmins!
ps. I kept gettin thee same answer from me croo over an over when I asked: "Where's thee Bosun (First mate, Cook etc etc)?" He've gone for a Liz came thee reply...so I thought, rhymin slang, Liz Hurley...he's gone for an Hurley over thee side. But it turned out there was a scantily clad piktur o Liz Hurley in thee Lower decks privvy...blast that Knuckles O'Shuffle!
ps. I kept gettin thee same answer from me croo over an over when I asked: "Where's thee Bosun (First mate, Cook etc etc)?" He've gone for a Liz came thee reply...so I thought, rhymin slang, Liz Hurley...he's gone for an Hurley over thee side. But it turned out there was a scantily clad piktur o Liz Hurley in thee Lower decks privvy...blast that Knuckles O'Shuffle!
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