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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby lartwielder on Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:00 am

I stumbled upon this site while I was researching "Intelligent Design." I guess I don't need to look any farther . . . :lol: Sorry, it's late . . . :)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:33 pm

Ahoy, lartwielder! You'll find information here about Intelligent Design, as well as Inebriated Design.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Baronidas on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:33 am

Hello landlovers! :)

I've been a Pastafarian all me life but hadnt known it before a couple years past. For two years now I'm runnin' the Polish Church of the FSM :) We're trying to get our great religion registered and doing quite well actually :) closing near 10k now :)

Recently we've made an effort to spread and consolidate the one true Faith in Europe, check us out on FSM Europe :)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Saint Glinglin on Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:29 pm

Welcome, happy believer.

May your church be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:42 pm

Welcome, Baronidas. I notice you're selling FSM merchandise. Is that licensed? If not it might be illegal.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Jerry McLewis on Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:06 pm

So....
Well, in fact I have been a Pastafarian for some years ago, slow but firm in the knowledge of this awesome Truth, the creation by The Flying Spaguetti Monster.
I'm from México, and is a quite dificult to be a Pastafarian. Near the 80% of the people is Catholic, the rest are christians, some jews and a few pagans. The clerical ideas are so deep in the day by day for a mexican, that is hard to point what is common sense, what is suitavle for a better change and what is harmful for the non practicants...

Ok, I just want to introduce myself and I don'r be to long.

Sorry for my bad english.

Pastaleluya!!!!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:00 pm

Ahoy, Jerry McLewis! Your English is fine. :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:09 pm

Welcome, all ye scurvy new recruits!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI on Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:15 am

Ok due to circumstances there won't be a new username for Iamtoo. I will just continue using this one.

I need to reintroduce myself I am Vincent Los otherwise known as Iamtoo/IspywithmeI/yoursister/flatlikeaflee.

I hope this revaluation won't get me banned since I have shown I can behave myself as IspywithmeI.

Greetings

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:40 am

Welcome back, Vincent! I hope you don't get banned too...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Criswell Weatherman on Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:48 pm

"Here (and I am not permitted to say where "here" is) we have several exercise classes. One of them struck me as a bit odd. Here is the description: Aquacise: All levels. Get in the pool and enjoy an invigorating class that gives you cardio-respiratory conditioning. It also helps with arthritis symptoms by reducing the stress of joints. (YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)"
You must have a noodle. - Taken from description of Aquacise class
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:28 pm

Criswell Weatherman wrote:(YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)

Welcome, Criswell.
It's a SIGN!
Or at least a good sig line. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Criswell Weatherman on Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:41 pm

OK, Pieces o Nine. It is now officially my sig quote. In the future, I hope to present photographic evidence of this bizarre FSM ritual, perhaps at great personal risk of life and limb.
You must have a noodle. - Taken from description of Aquacise class
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:57 pm

Criswell Weatherman wrote:"Here (and I am not permitted to say where "here" is) we have several exercise classes. One of them struck me as a bit odd. Here is the description: Aquacise: All levels. Get in the pool and enjoy an invigorating class that gives you cardio-respiratory conditioning. It also helps with arthritis symptoms by reducing the stress of joints. (YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)"

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JamesE on Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:19 pm

Hi, I replied and had a really long and what I thought was clever introduction, and it was disapproved. Now it's lost.

Hi, I'm James, and I'm a Pastafarian.

I'm not retyping everything I had. I wish I knew why is wasn't approved.
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