9084 - Thou shalt not feel shame for knowing plenty, really, more than you should, you know, if you admit it to yourself, but some lies are just too pretty not to say in your head, about the BDSM lifestyle.
9083 - Thou shalt be aware that self-flagellation is not for the timid.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.