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Postby PKMKII on Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:10 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:47 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:01 pm

From now on I'm only going to buy that fancy water with healthy additives.

Like this one here. It's got hops, yeast and malted barley in it.
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But why is the rum gone?!
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Postby black bart on Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:11 am

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:23 am

black bart wrote:Nice one Richard.


I knew my ploy to forge a million Census returns would pay off.
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Postby DavidH on Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:39 am

Duw duw, Bart Bach, there's naughty for you isn't it.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:41 am

DavidH wrote:Duw duw, Bart Bach, there's naughty for you isn't it.


They also think Wales is one third Pirates!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:13 pm

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Postby daftbeaker on Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:19 pm

Not that far from the truth.

Well, obviously apart from the teacher bit, obviously :whistle:
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Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:00 pm

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Postby PKMKII on Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:03 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:48 am

Doesn't wash, this guy got away with it too:

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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:07 pm

^ I'd forgotten about Orrance!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:09 am

...and of course there was this cunning disguise from "Team America"...Bakalakalakalakaaaaaa...

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:21 am

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