The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:58 am

...Fletcher Christian...who made a surprise appearance in thee tale..."look" said Fletcher, "I'm fed up of all these dodgy vittles, when do we get to thee islands wot ave thee ladies wiv thee henormous...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:48 pm

...coconut groves and lushshuss . ..
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:59 am

...grassy...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:09 pm

...rollin'...
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Postby DaveL » Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:22 pm

...sumptuous meadows of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

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...fragrant...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:29 am

.......... jasmine rice with baked potatoes and squishy.................
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:10 pm

...moist...
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:53 pm

...toilet paper...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:55 pm

...sitting on the roll.
"But surely you cannot confuse my...
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks


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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:27 am

...TARDIS for a Pan-Galactic...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:50 am

...gargle blaster...which happen to be available from the...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:30 am

...septic tank...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:42 pm

...a well known bar at Port Royal, seething wiv ne'r do wells and rumoured to be a meeting place fer none uvver than...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:31 pm

...Warlord of Elephants. That cheeky monkey was wearing black leather...
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks


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