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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:32 pm

9096: Thou shalt contrive to know a lot about farting.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:52 am

9095: Thou shalt be concerned that thine 7 year old daughter already knows to blame everyone else.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:56 am

9094: that would be thy ^ fault.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:12 am

9093: Thou shalt not suffer a personality change when thou weareth thine new Biretta
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:37 am

9092: That would be an Ecumenical matter.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:21 am

9091: Yes...Feck...Drink!!!!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:29 pm

9090: Thou shalt cast out thy vote for pieces o'nine for pope.

9089: Thou shalt even wear thy biretta like a jaunty beret.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby JamesE on Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:53 pm

9088: Thou shalt not use the :whip: emoticon unless thou identifies thouself as internet slang "dom".
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:20 pm

9087. Thou shalt use that emoticon whenever thou wisheth because it is awesome.

9086. Thou shalt be aware that "dom" is BDSM jargon, not Internet slang.

9085. Thou shalt whip JamesE for being a very silly boy. :whip:

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Helium Hands on Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:31 pm

9084 - Thou shalt not feel shame for knowing plenty, really, more than you should, you know, if you admit it to yourself, but some lies are just too pretty not to say in your head, about the BDSM lifestyle.

9083 - Thou shalt be aware that self-flagellation is not for the timid.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:25 am

9082: Thou shalt not bring up that old "Flagella" intelligent design argument, nor shalt thou mention thee 2/3rds bullets in a gun chamber problem... :furious: The penalty be-eth death.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby DavidH on Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:00 am

9081: Especially if thou pickest the wrong chamber.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:10 am

9080: Thou shalt remember the Monty Hall problem, and keep it Holy.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:34 am

9079: If thou wanteth thine carrots to thrive, thou shalt follow Monty Don.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:33 am

9078: If thou wantest thy carrots to thrive, thou shalt expel Milo thee Dug from the Garden, as his idea of original sin is to eatest all of thine carrots.

9077: Thou may considerest installing thee 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein in thy garden, with some tanks, to guard thy carrots.

9076: But that's no guarantee of success - Milo moves in mysterious ways...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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