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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:58 am

...Fletcher Christian...who made a surprise appearance in thee tale..."look" said Fletcher, "I'm fed up of all these dodgy vittles, when do we get to thee islands wot ave thee ladies wiv thee henormous...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:48 pm

...coconut groves and lushshuss . ..
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:59 am

...grassy...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:09 pm

...rollin'...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:22 pm

...sumptuous meadows of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:24 pm

...fragrant...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:29 am

.......... jasmine rice with baked potatoes and squishy.................
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands on Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:10 pm

...moist...
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:53 pm

...toilet paper...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands on Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:55 pm

...sitting on the roll.
"But surely you cannot confuse my...
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:27 am

...TARDIS for a Pan-Galactic...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:50 am

...gargle blaster...which happen to be available from the...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:30 am

...septic tank...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:42 pm

...a well known bar at Port Royal, seething wiv ne'r do wells and rumoured to be a meeting place fer none uvver than...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands on Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:31 pm

...Warlord of Elephants. That cheeky monkey was wearing black leather...
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