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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:56 pm

Assistant to the Assistant actually Roy.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:29 am

Arrrgh matey tis many thee time I ave cheated the hangman's noose so I don't mind bein thrown out o thee Benbow for not payin me tab.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:08 am

I remember watching Star Trek long ago when I was a wee wee bairn - I don't think I was more than about 6 years old and I used to sit on my grandfather's lap and watch it with him. He used to tell me stories about what was happening in the show. This was back when tv only had one channel (and no, I'm not kidding about that.) Wow, I miss my grandpa so much right now!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:12 pm

Aaaargh that be trooo matey...that be trooo....

It were a dark an stormy night an all thee boards did creak...I were a lowlee cabin boy in them days an I always kept me back to thee scuppers. I remembers me first Cap'n loik it was yesterday...Cap'n Brown Bartholemooo thee Bastard. He were a hard man who'd ave thee skin orf yer back as good as look at ye...an that's if he were in a good mood. One day we were sailin orf thee coast orf Tortuga when thee Cap'n cried out fer Rum..."Fetch me rum yer blaggards...or I'll Keel Haul every man jack of ye". Imagine me terror when I finds out that every last drop o rum had been drunk thee night before whilst we celebrated thee First Mates Birthday! Me first thought was ta jump over board an swim fer it...take me luck wiv thee sharks...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:10 pm

Aye, matey, I wish ye finished it right after "It were a dark an stormy night"!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:38 pm

That I do, though it is difficult seeing as I don't own a drum and don't like to dance.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:12 pm

I have several ideas for our government that could lead to:
1. World Peace
2. Cure all diseases
3. End poverty and starvation
4. Clean up all pollution and end the threat of Global Warming.
Which one would you chose?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:53 pm

I do, but I'll just skip to the punchlines.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rainswept on Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:26 pm

I have one I'm often told I'm going to hell for.

Did you know Jesus was very popular with the ladies? Guy was hung like this: Image

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby PKMKII on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:12 am

Can't help it, I always laugh at broken image tags.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rainswept on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:23 am

Maybe, but that's nothing compared to what TPBM does to colons.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:09 am

I make quite an impact on them.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:48 am

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That should sort out the problem.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rainswept on Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:15 am

I do, but it needs updating. It just recommends leeches for everything.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:38 pm

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