The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:24 pm

Yarrrggghhhh an' yer croo still smerk o'thee toime ye troid semafore sex wiv Big Brenda but dint 'ave enuff flags.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:56 am

Aye that be troo...an I had ta go for a quick Liz...

But that don't hexcoose ye yer blaggard...bein from Oz yer semaphore be upside down!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:34 pm

Aye an' tis nown ye's afeared ta come back 'ere arfter yer seen thee size ov ower rabbits 'n chooks - wot we calls 'roos 'n emus.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:35 am

Aaaaargh tis no wonder yer croo has scurvy...yer Limes cost £1.50 each!!!!*


*Tis troo...I saw it on thee noos terday...Australians be so wealthy compared to us himpoverished Yewropeans that their froot costs a fortune...I opes thee beer prices aint gone up as well!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:46 pm

Aaaaargh tis no wonder yer croo has scurvy...yer refuses t'carry lymes on board fer fear ov Lyme Dizzeze!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:55 am

Aaaaaargh...ye has more frootiness goin on aboard yer shyppe than a Madame Fifi's 2 fer 1 weekend!*

*Not that I'd know anything about such an hevent.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:42 pm

Arrrrr thee cabin bouy 'tis awlways complainin' ta thee crue 'bowt thee olde froots ye ^ keeps in yer closet.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:22 pm

^ Yarrrgh, their be tantalizin rumors that ye keepes "Furrrghbidden Froot" in yer cabbin.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:39 am

Yarrrggghhh thar be some roight tastee morsels I 'as. Ye ^ are welcum to a froot tastin anytoime solong as ye wear yer tight leatha an'd brings some choklit body paint. :haha:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:36 am

Ye be altogether too fond o' Nef Yoo's chocklit body paint.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:40 pm

Aaaaaaaargh...Ye has a woman's Body Paint! I'll wager that body paint was ne'r worn ta frighten orf a hoard of angry natives.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:07 pm

Arrrrgh, ye taykes yer new crewe members t'get there faces paynted, hinstedde ov gettin thee shippes tattoo.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:56 pm

Yarrrggghhh n' ye 'as lorst many a foight becoz 'tis offin ov'r b'fore ye 'as yer 'face on'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Griffin on Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:32 pm

an ye paynt the rong bits o' yer body!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:45 am

Arrrrrrggghhhh Ye ^ may take moi freedom but ye'll not have me blue body paint!
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