The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:18 am

Port and Stilton?
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby OZ_Nick » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:19 pm

Yaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!! It bee goode ter see the olde Scurvy Dog be on hexcellent hands.

Oi fawt ye moight be hinterested in a littel recipie ter adde ter ye colleckshun...


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6 cans enny Orstrayleeun beer
1 bottle Bundaberg overpoof rum
3 drops yewkalyptus oiyle
1 annoying blaggard

Mix ferst free hingredients in large jug. Give to blaggard. Wait for effects to take hold. Enjoy reduction in annoyance...
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:22 pm

Sounds loike thee loife ov pint... :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:41 am

OZ_Nick wrote:Yaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!! It bee goode ter see the olde Scurvy Dog be on hexcellent hands.

Oi fawt ye moight be hinterested in a littel recipie ter adde ter ye colleckshun...


The Tasmanian Tyger

6 cans enny Orstrayleeun beer
1 bottle Bundaberg overpoof rum
3 drops yewkalyptus oiyle
1 annoying blaggard

Mix ferst free hingredients in large jug. Give to blaggard. Wait for effects to take hold. Enjoy reduction in annoyance...


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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:47 am

Arrgh...I'm orf for a quick one at thee Shyppe an Shovel.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:59 pm

Barkeepe! A round fer Cap'n Dark Noodle -- a Capn's Deloight wiv a Brasso chaser, or a Cone-Yak, or a grog, or wotever they wants.

If they tryes t'horder a *second* round, put it on Bart's tabbe! :drinking:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby OZ_Nick » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:31 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Welcome back. I've missed you and often wondered what had become of you. Glad to see you're still around.


Yarr! Oi been busy wiv the lubber werke, beatin down dragons inner kompooter rooms aroun here loike.

Oi prolly must try ter looke inn 'ere more often.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:37 am

Yarr Capn Oz , oi haz ta pillige yer rest pees fer the pirated ...er.... Pirates of Venganza Cookbook. ©BartsPublissing Inc. a divishun ov Bart's Hendustries.
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit ! :furious:

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:09 pm

Yarrrgh, there be a cayke an sum cone-yak set hup fer ye scrofulous lotte...
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:08 am

HOBUOY !
fank ye ye welkum!
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.


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