The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:41 am

...downwards in a fantastical display of avian macho/bravado like Jeremy Clarkson doing a...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:14 am

...L'Oreal shampoo commercial - because he's worth it - in Mexico, or Wales, or some other place he's insulted...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:45 am

...yes but he's made it up to the Mexicans by...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:57 pm

...goin' the whole enchiladas in tacoing steps to burrito thee hatchet, witch to 'im downt come as nachorally as...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:55 am

...er...standin in a chilli wind wiv his tortilla hangin out an shoutin...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:26 pm

..."Feck this wog shite where's my sandwich biatch?"...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:09 am

...Don't you know who I am? I am Jeremy Clarkson and I just found the Source of the Feckin Nile! Now haul ass you bunch of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:25 pm

.......o' coconuts covered in............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:20 am

....last weeks haggis an' a jenruss dollop ove ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands on Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:16 am

...week-old basmati rice. It wasn't uncommon, however, for Clarkson to find his way 'round...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:04 pm

...to thee fish 'read stoo that almost ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:49 pm

...smells loike burning rubber from a Bugatti Veyron...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands on Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:54 am

...on a foggy London morn whilst flying high over...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:22 am

...Buckinghuge Palace, tryin' ta see ifin Queen Betty's...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:45 pm

... behaving ' erself because thare be rumor ove ...
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