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Postby Rainswept on Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:21 pm

I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby AFTERGLOW on Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:07 pm

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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:25 pm

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Postby AFTERGLOW on Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:54 pm

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Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:55 pm

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Postby PKMKII on Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:55 am

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby daftbeaker on Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:07 am

Carey has been a right wally (again). Fortunately the Daily Mash has provided a handy guide for UK christians to work out if they're being persecuted or not :haha:
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Postby Rainswept on Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:29 am

Remember: chocolate Easter bunnies are hollow to remind us of god's promises.
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Postby daftbeaker on Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:31 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Carey has been a right wally (again). Fortunately the Daily Mash has provided a handy guide for UK christians to work out if they're being persecuted or not :haha:

Persecuted? This from the former leader of an organisation that has the reigning monarch as its head, automatic representation in the House of Lords, the right to establish its own schools, daily sermons broadcast on state radio and regular broadcasts on TV, automatic attendance at all major state occasions and very generous tax breaks to further add to its enormous wealth. Oh, and not forgetting that they have the Supreme Being on their side. I wish I was persecuted half as much. (Shamelessly stolen.)

One thing the above paragraph missed is that it's also the official religion of the UK. Seriously Americans, the UK has an official state religion. That bit always tickles me, the UK is one of the most secular countries in the world but has an official, legal state religion displayed in every official building but the US, whose constitution expressly forbids government and religion being joined together, is one of the most religious countries in the world. Irony or what? :haha:
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Postby gronank on Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:20 pm

daftbeaker wrote: Irony or what? :haha:

It is simple, really. In Britain, people associate religion with paying your taxes. In the US, it's the exact opposite.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:23 am

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gronank wrote:
daftbeaker wrote: Irony or what? :haha:

It is simple, really. In Britain, people associate religion with paying your taxes. In the US, it's the exact opposite.


That needs to get turned into a meme or proverb or something.
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Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:28 pm

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Postby PKMKII on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:39 am

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:00 pm



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