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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:01 pm

I was sitting the Hollywood Hawaiian Hotel,
I was listening to the air conditioner hum,
It went "bannnnnnn bannnnn ban-ban-ban-ban-bannnnn..."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:06 pm

^ ten years burning down the road
no where to run ain't got no where to go.
Banned in the USA, you're banned in the USA.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:18 am

I'm a rollin' stone all alone and lost
For a life of sin I have paid the cost
When I walk by all the people say
Just another ban ^ on the lost highway
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:36 am

If you see me walkin' down the street
And I start to ban you each time we meet
Walk on by
Walk on by
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:06 am

Who is Pieces? What is she, that all our swains do ban her?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:15 am

The drummer from Dutch 1970s band Focus called. He yodeled at me a bit, told me you were banned, then he played an eight-minute jazz-funk improv piece at me.

(That will be a Sylvia joke, then...)
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:46 pm

And the operator says forty cents more
for the next
three
bannings
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:26 am

Everybody's talking 'bout a new way of walking
But you've already lost your mind
Walk right in, sit right down, lady let your ^ ban roll on
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:14 am

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Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,
Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,
Ye BAAAANNN, MAAANNN!!!?!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:10 pm

^ Banned for posting home movies.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Helium Hands on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:42 am

^ you're banned for using such a garish graphic on a freaking Monday.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:36 pm

^ you're The April Fool for not not reading the real message between the lines ^^.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:10 pm

You're banned because it's May.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:30 pm

May it be you journey on
to light the day
when the night is overcome
you may rise to find you're banned.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:51 am

My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to ban ^ out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.
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