The Last Post Thread, 2.0

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:56 pm

Is the guy nailed to the Easter last post a skinny white guy in glasses and a raincoat and not much else? Because I think I know who he is...
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:20 pm

It was a trenchcoat, not a raincoat, and I'm not skinny anymore. Last Post (in the names of farfalla and my happymaking new fiancé).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:26 pm

Where is the picture? Last post.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:37 pm

It's hiding in the Spam thread. Feel free to go searching for it, but beware of the foul things that lurk there. I'll watch the Last Post in the meantime (in the names of farfalla and my happymaking new fiancé).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:23 pm

Last post saying that if you are engaged to a woman she is your fiancée, not your fiancé.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:46 pm

Well, crap. I didn't realize there were gendered versions of the word. I thought it was genderless.

I shall use better grammar in this Last Post (in the names of farfalla and my happymaking new fiancée).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Brian on Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:48 pm

RRR, of course we're not judging -- whether you want a to have a fiancée or a fiancé, is your personal business. Now that we've taken care of that administrativia, I'm certain this will be the last post in this thread.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:52 pm

I wouldn't judge me either, except for accuracy... which my previous Last Posts lacked. So here's another Last Post (in the names of farfalla and my happymaking new betrothed).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby DavidH on Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:43 am

OK, OK, I've got it again. It's hidden in the usual place.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:22 am

Last Grand National Post.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:49 am

Last Post (in the names of farfalla and my happymaking new affianced).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:09 pm

Last unusually flatulent post.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:48 am

Last too much information post.

Hi ET!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:12 pm

Last usually flatulent but not right now Post (in the names of farfalla and my gas-tolerant new fiancée).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:58 am

Last post-last-post post.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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